May You Be Touched by His Noodly Appendage!
The Left Handed Compliment Would Like To Extend Its Unwavering Support To Bobby Henderson, Prophet of The Flying Spaghetti Monster:
This is a excerpt of his letter to those beacons of enlightenment the, Kansas School Board:
I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.Brilliant!
Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.
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