Just Freaking Creeeeepy!

Not content with just ruining Christmas and the general holiday season for everyone the religio-wackos have been doing the mental Freaky Deaky on Halloween as well:

Dear God, as I carve my pumpkin help me say this prayer:

Open my mind so I can learn about you;

(cut the top of the pumpkin)

Take away all my sin and forgive me for the wrong things I do.

(clean out the inside)

Open my eyes so Your love I will see;

(cut eyes shaped like hearts)

I'm sorry for turning up my nose to all You've given me.

(cut a nose in the shape of the cross)

Open my ears so Your word I will hear;

(cut ears shaped like the Bible)

Open my mouth so I can tell others You're near.

(cut the mouth in the shape of a fish)

Let Your light shine in all I say and do! Amen.

(Place a candle inside and light it)

Here is what you will get:

THIS IS NOT A FREAKING HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN!!!

This is some pre-term abortion of an idea that someone with their finger jammed firmly up there ass masturbated out of the flaccid green goo that they call a brain. Look at this hideous freak of Halloween nature... AND DESPAIR!!!!!