Sunday, February 04, 2007

Getting Caught Up

I’ve been out of touch for a while (work does have a way of getting in the way of important stuff, like blogging), so let me see if I’m up to speed on what’s going on:

Bush is now the Decision Deciderer. Or is that the Decider-Maker? Well, in either case, he’s revealed himself as a Jedi Master wiser than old Yoda himself, who knows better than the people of the United States, the Congress, the military, the founding fathers, the United Nations and the world. Not to mention the Iraqi government and the Iraqi people, all of whom want him to get lost and stay lost.

No, he knows what’s best and that’s to stick around the Middle East and continue to blow stuff up and kill people, because it’s the only way to make them love us.

And he can’t figure out why the rest of the world stubbornly refuses to understand this.

Have I got that all right?

And we shouldn’t pay any attention to the Scooter Libby trial, because it was just a third-rate burglary. Or something.

Well, it’s good to back in the thick of things, so let me just say, Go, Bears!

Because I’m not giving the Manning brothers any more chances to let me down.

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