You Are A Hypocrite

A Reading From The Book of Asshat:

What a good American you are sir, driving your pickup through a memorial for those who gave "the last full measure" for our country.

We all know that these men and women were failures, right? They died.
They did not bravely sit at home thinking about that terrible woman who has the audacity to mourn her son and demand answers for why he died.
They did not seek, like you did sir, to destroy the visual representation of our president's failure.
Did you by any stretch of the imagination see the names of the dead as you swerved, like the Pony Express of Patriotism, into the ditch.

A grateful country looks to true patriots like you.

Amen. Abu-Grahib.

A Reading From The Book of Righteous Hypocrite:

What a good Christian you are sir for driving right into those crosses.

Like Christ amongst the money changers in the Temple, you tried to cast out these fools who would desecrate the home of your master.
Wasn't it enough for her that her son died for the trinity of Carlyle, Halliburton, and
General Electric?
Wasn't it enough that the Holy Prophets of Fox told us that this was a good war, and that
Supply -Side Jesus was spoken onto by the Lord?
Who did you pray to when your Holy Headlights of HIS Wrath smashed into the work of the grieving?
Did you call onto the Bush, the anointed Hannity, the drug induced ravings of Limbaugh the Mad, or the Holy Malkin Speaker for the Dead?
We know the Supply-Side Jesus would not stand for a grieving mother mourning her son when his Burning Shrub has said otherwise.

Amen, FAA-LU-JAH!