Awards For Yesterdays Alito Hearings

Yes folks as we enter day 3 of the Alito hearings we were able to get a good look at some of the members of our illustrious Senate. We feel that certain members stood out yesterday and seek to reward them for their efforts:

1) The "I'm Going To Make A Mockery of Myself and The Senate Award": Orrin Hatch (UT-R)
Senator Hatch bringing indignity to the hearings with such hard hitting questions as: Did you being a member of the ROTC? Did you enjoy it?

2) The "WTF Is This Idiot Talking About?" Award:
Joseph Biden (DE-D)
I would like to quote his question directly but that rambling nonsense that tried desperately to impersonate a question would make this post unreadable.

3) The "If There Weren't A Room Full Of People I Would Tongue Kiss You Award" Chuck Grassley (IA-R)
Blue Mountain Card was taking notes, just embarrassing.

4) The "Damn I A Corrupt Tool" Award: Lindsey Graham (SC-R)
For his quip: "And if any of us come before a court and say we can't remember Abramoff, you'll believe us."
Proving once again that he is one the LEADING ASSHOLES in The US Senate.