Our Daily Reading from the Book of Bill Maher

"North Korea doesn't need nuclear weapons - it need Ritalin. It's not a nuclear superpower. It's more like a 4 year-old who won't stop showing people his penis. There, we're all paying attention to you. Now, put that away. Maybe the real problem is being the little brother with the hand-me-down name, North Korea. Why don't we change its name to something nice, like Really Really West Hawaii?"

From "New Rules: Polite Musings From a Timid Observer" by Bill Maher.