Join the Guard Get Tunes!!!!!

Has it finally come to this: Join the National Guard and Get:

100% Tuition Assistance,
$20,000 Student Loan Repayment,
and up to $10,000 Enlistment Bonus.

It’s called serving your community part-time while getting great benefits.

• Money For College • Career Training • Leadership Skills
• Plus FREE Music

That's right folks sign up now and get three free, count 'em three free downloads from I-Tunes. Yes it has gotten THAT bad.

I have another idea for recruitment they are available and their support for the occupation of Iraq is unshakable:

The College Republican National Comittee- Hell they should want to go right???

The Minuteman Project- Perfect for Protecting that Syrian Border!

Hurry guys and gals of the unshakable Right! Offer ends today, 10/15/05!

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