Must Of Been A PTDD Flashback

In perhaps the second recorded case of a PTDD flashback during this administration Hell In A Handbasket Tour, "The Dick" accidentally shot friend and millionaire Austin attorney, Harry Whittington, 78. The first occurrence of this primarily Republican mental disorder, was Shrub's Crotch Package For Freedom aircraft landing. PTDD or by its clinical name, Post-Traumatic Deferment Disorder, is a growing problem.

From Forbes via the AP, (LINK):

Update 3: Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter
By NEDRA PICKLER , 02.12.2006, 05:22 PM

The shooting was first reported by the Corpus Christi Caller-Times. The vice president's office did not disclose the accident until nearly 24 hours after it happened. (ed- Jeesbus! Can I have a CHAPPAQUIDDICK! Thank You Jeesbus!)

Armstrong (ed- The owner of the property) said she was watching from a car while Cheney, Whittington and another hunter got out of the vehicle to shoot at a covey of quail.

Whittington shot a bird and went to look for it in the tall grass, while Cheney and the third hunter walked to another spot and discovered a second covey.

Whittington "came up from behind the vice president and the other hunter and didn't signal them or indicate to them or announce himself,"

Armstrong said. "The vice president didn't see him," she continued. "The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good."

South Park Flashback:
Hunter 1: ITS A LAWYER!!!
Hunter 2: ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!!! (BLAM!! BLAM!!)

Piece of advise Dickster, don't shoot lawyers, with the way Scooter is singing, your going to need all the help you can get! One other small point, does it bother anyone else that the Veep seems to have a tag-a-long ambulence 24/7?