Why I Love Living in Brooklyn

From the AP via CNN (Link):

Confucius say: (expletive),
Charity dinner for children mistakenly serves up naughty fortunes
Saturday, February 11, 2006 Posted: 0116 GMT (0916 HKT)

Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz got an unwelcome surprise at a charity dinner this week.
NEW YORK (AP) -- There is great embarrassment in your future.

A box of X-rated fortune cookies was mistakenly delivered to a fundraiser hosted by a Brooklyn politician.

The 350 cookies stuffed with "the most graphically lurid" fortunes got mixed up in a batch of 1,750 cookies ordered for the Chinese New Year event, Borough President Marty Markowitz said Friday. Some guests "were stunned, to say the least."