WOW! This Sets New Standards For Stupid!

Sweet Flying Spaghetti Monster! My friend "Wooden One-Eye" passed this link on to me. Seems a seventeen year old Wyoming youth burnt himself up while trying to siphon (steal) gas from a fire fighter's car.

The above description does not do justice to the blithering stupidity that led to the young man becoming a human match. The ultimate irony of this story, is the name of the service station where the Petroleum Kid and Match Boy performed their stupid human trick...

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the service station's name is......

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"Common Cents"!

Read the story here, from MSNBC