Friday, December 01, 2006

Worst Person In The World

Y'know when you come off sounding dumber than Limbaugh and more asinine than Bill "Holiday Warrior" O' Reilly, you really are a schmuck. With that in mind we present from Keith Olbermann's November 30th Countdown: BRENT BOZELL, THE WORST PERSON IN THE WOOOOOOORRRRLLLLLDDD!
But tonight's winner, the inimitable bozo himself, Brent Bozell, creator of the self-described Media Research Council [sic: Center]. Even though in August and September alone, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General [Peter] Pace, and General [John] Abizaid and General [George] Casey and General [Peter] Chiarelli all admitted that at minimum, Iraq could be headed to civil war, Bozell said of the decision to call it a civil war, quote, "probably 100 generals in the field in Iraq would disagree." OK, name them. We're waiting. Make it easier, just name 25. Brent Bozell, today's "Worst Person in the World."
But lets not count Bozell all the way out on this one. Let's take a look at some of the famous commanders, who might agree with Bozell's assertion:

"I'm tellin ya 300 Indians. Tops!
-- Gen. George Armstrong Custer

"Are you for real! The German tribes would never attack us in this forest!"
--Publius Quinctilius Varus

"The Russians would never counter-attack in this weather!"
--Emperor Napoleon I

"Fortifications, smortifications, we can take Fredricksburg"
--U.S. Gen Ambrose Burnsides

"The Japanese will never outmanuever us!"
---Russian Admiral Zinovi Petrovich Rozhdestvenski

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