A Daily Reading from the Book of Bill Maher

Note to Virgil: You may want to delete the previous reading. There is only so much "divine inspiration" one can take! Hee!

"You can throw someone out of the library for how they sound but not for how they smell. A new law in San Luis Obispo says librarians can evict homeless people for their smell. Hey, lonely librarians - don't think of them as homeless; think of them as single. I know most librarians won't see much of a future with some babbling drunk with a drug habit and a messiah complex, but hey, it worked for Laura Bush."

From: "New Rules: Polite Musings From a Timid Observer" by Bill Maher