Sacre Bleu! Not Another Monday Snark Report!

Iranian Leader Writes A Letter To Bush to Help Resolve Their Differences
LOL! Here's hoping that Our Great Decider can read it. However, here's something positive, I actually agreed with Tony Blair:" Meanwhile, British Prime Minister Tony Blair said Monday that any consideration of a nuclear attack against Iran would be "absolutely absurd," The Associated Press reported." Come now Tony - don't tell me you're a decider now too!

Beatles Lose Legal Fight With Apple Computers Over Apple Logo
The next people they intend to sue are Juicy Juicy, Apple and Eve, and Tropicana. Honestly guys, you cannot copyright a fruit. What's next, suing Meter Maids named Rita??

Child Sex-for-Aid Rife In Liberia
Do not read on a full stomach.

MI:3 Fails To Live Up To Predictions
Not really newsworthy - just wanted to be glib ;)