Facts About John McCain

1. John McCain can divide by zero, thus defining his economic policy.

2. John McCain doesn't need to balance a budget, he scares it into collapse.

3. John McCain did not invent the Blackberry, he willed it into existence.

4. John McCain did not lose multiple planes, they simply could not contain that much power.

5. John McCain is not old, he has simply given up his body energy to hold together the Solar System.

6. John McCain defeated cancer by simply being more destructive than the disease.

7. John McCain's voice is the preferred method of execution in 10 states.

8. John McCain is not incontinent, he simply scares the shit out of himself.
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