Facts About John McCain

1. John McCain can divide by zero, thus defining his economic policy.

2. John McCain doesn't need to balance a budget, he scares it into collapse.

3. John McCain did not invent the Blackberry, he willed it into existence.

4. John McCain did not lose multiple planes, they simply could not contain that much power.

5. John McCain is not old, he has simply given up his body energy to hold together the Solar System.

6. John McCain defeated cancer by simply being more destructive than the disease.

7. John McCain's voice is the preferred method of execution in 10 states.

8. John McCain is not incontinent, he simply scares the shit out of himself.
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Nice Grip Johnny.....

The right is responding to the new Obama add that criticizes McCain for lack of technical savvy in world that demands it. They claim McCain was so brutalized by his jailers that he can no longer comb his hair or tie his shoes. A bit of a stretch when you consider these photos: